Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
i believe in u and ur pee
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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