Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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