ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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