bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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