Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
