My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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