I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
it was like eating out sand paper
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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