You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize