Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
found the other keg... it's in the tree
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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