I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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