im gay
i know
yea but for you.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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