every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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