this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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