I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Randomize
