I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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