windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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