yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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