And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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