Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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