For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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