I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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