I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
ok first of all what the fuck
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