I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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