Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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