We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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