Jerry, you need to find god
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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