This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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