im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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