I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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