After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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