Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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