Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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