Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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