is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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