so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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