Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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