i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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