I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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