Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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