hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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