she sounds like chewbacca in bed
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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