im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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