Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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