I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I licked your asshole in confidence.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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