Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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