so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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