Pappa wants mamma naked
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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