Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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