i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
my liver is dry heaving
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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