I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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