did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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