BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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