Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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