There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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