Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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